Sunday, February 1, 2009

An Open Letter

Dear February,

I'm glad you're here, but you're off to a bad start (a Cardinals loss).

Weather.com says you'll be 7 degrees warmer than... you know who. Yeah, that 31 day beast right before you. I hope you're even warmer this year. You won't have to try too hard to beat a negative 39 average. Whatever you have to do to keep the groundhog from seeing its shadow tomorrow, step up and get it done. Then let the sun come out right away.

Please.

Yours Truly,
Mark

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